光棍节英文

2010-11-13   来源:祝福短信

篇一:[光棍节英文]关于光棍节的祝福语英文

  11月11日要来了,一年一度光棍节,我们要秀出自信,秀出高度,秀出与众不同。为大家分享了光棍节的英文祝福语,一起来看看吧!
  光棍节的英文祝福语1
  1、寒冬可怕,不如孤独和凄凉可怕;孤独可怕,不如持续几十年的单身可怕;几十年单身可怕,不如明年还收到这条短信可怕。光棍节快乐!
  Winter terrible, terrible as lonely and sad; Single terrible terrible loneliness, not for decades; Decades single terrible, not terrible next year also received the message. Happy singles day!
  2、很久很久,今天终于发现我们有着共同点,那就是:一个人吃饱,全家不饿。都是光棍,惺惺相惜,祝小小光棍节快乐,早日脱离光棍群体。
  A long time, today finally find that we have in common, that is: a person to eat, the whole family not hungry. Is a bachelor, freemasonry, happy little singles day, from single group at an early date.
  3、我们都是大龄青年,生活在高楼大厦的森林里面;我们都是大龄青年,至今仍是孤孤单单一个人。今天是光棍节,祝大龄单身青年们光棍节快乐!
  We are all older youth, living in high-rise buildings in the forest; We are all older youth, is still are lonely one. Today is singles day, wish the older single people are happy singles day!
  4、喝光棍水、走光棍路,光棍不用喝老陈醋;穿光棍衣、吃光棍饭,光棍不用把脸色看;光棍的事情光棍办,光棍的节日光棍赞:光棍节快乐!
  Drink water single, single path, single don"t have to drink vinegar; Dress in single, single meal, single don"t have to read the face; Bachelor of bachelor, bachelor"s festival bachelor praise: happy singles day!
  5、问世间情为何物,我可是大彻大悟,感情的事不能过于盲目,不是你的留也留不住,更何况人生短暂,很多东西值得珍惜,祝你光棍节快乐!
  Come out between what love is, I"m a big end, the feelings of things cannot too blind, not your leave can"t stop, what"s more, life is short, a lot of things worth to cherish, I wish you a happy singles day!
  6、光棍好,一人吃饱全家饱;光棍好,没有旁人来缠绕;光棍好,自由生活多美妙。单身日子过到老,你的生活乐逍遥,乐呀乐逍遥!光棍节快乐!
  Single is good, one family eat satisfied; Single is good, no other people around; Single is good, how wonderful life is freedom. Single life to the old, your life happy, happy life ah! Happy singles day!
  7、光棍好,光棍傲,自由自在乐逍遥;光棍笑,光棍闹,午夜归家没人唠;光棍忙,光棍强,忙着交友游四方;今天光棍节,还是要祝你早日变成双截棍!
  A proud bachelor, bachelor, free music at large; Bachelor, bachelor, midnight home nobody Lao; Bachelor, bachelor, busy dating quartet; Singles day today, or I wish you a speedy become shuangjieao!
  8、光棍好,光棍强,孤身奋斗努力进取一肩挑;光棍乐,光棍笑,开心快活不用哄人没烦恼;光棍喜,光棍美,量身定制专属节日乐逍遥。光棍节快乐!
  Bachelor, bachelor, struggle diligently enterprising alone a burden; Bachelor, bachelor laugh, happy happy without spun no worries; Bachelor, bachelor, tailored exclusive holiday joy. Happy singles day!
  9、广告语趣说中光棍节,李宁:把精彩留给自己。爱多:我们一直在努力。麦当劳:你理应休息一天。金利来:男人的世界。某开发楼盘:我想有个家。
  Singles day slogan boring said, li ning: the best for yourself. Love: we have been working on. McDonald"s: you should take a day off. Goldlion: man"s world. Some developments: I want to have a home.
  10、寒冬也好,酷暑也罢,照顾好自己就好。一对儿也好,单身也罢,身体健康就好。情人节也好,光棍节也罢,过得开心就好。祝你光棍节快乐、身体健康!
  Cold, heat, it is good to take care of yourself. A couple or single, it is good to health. Valentine"s day, singles day, it is good to have fun. I wish you a happy singles day, good health!
  11、过年了,新的一年里祝你:身体健康,财源滚滚,万事如意!年前有个光棍节,嘱咐你一句,一定要找个女朋友!光棍节过时你就不好玩了,该结束光棍历史了。
  The New Year, New Year wish you: healthy body, the bonanza, all the best! Years ago a singles day, charge you by the way, be sure to find a girlfriend! Singles day out you"re not funny, the end of bachelor"s history.
  12、光棍好,光棍妙,光棍的生活呱呱叫;没有吵,没有闹,光棍的日子真逍遥;自己欢,自己笑,光棍的世界真美妙。光棍节日又来到,祝你幸福甜蜜乐陶陶!
  Bachelor, bachelor, bachelor life he croaked. No noise, no noise, bachelor of life is really easy; Huan, himself to smile, the bachelor"s a wonderful world. Singles holiday came again, wish you happiness sweet of covered!
  13、好消息:你可以拥有诺亚方舟的船票了。坏消息:你的船票在你的另一半手里。今天可是百年一遇的超级光棍节,赶快去找吧。祝你幸运登船,幸福无限。
  The good news: you can have a ticket of Noah"s ark. Bad news: your ticket on your partner"s hand. But today a once-in-a-century super singles day, go to find it. Wish you are lucky boarding, happiness infinite.
  14、我是光棍,一个四处漂泊的光棍,每到一落脚处,就以租房为生,居无定所,自从遇见你,我好想有个家,一个有你的家。光棍节,你若愿意,请带我回家吧!
  I am a single, a vagabond single, each to a place, just rent for a living, moving around, since met you, I really want to have a home, a your home. Singles day, if you are willing, please take me home!
  15、我是“脱光”族的族长,凡收到本短信的单身人士,可在光棍节当天免费入住我族柳暗花明又一村成双结大队出双入小队,并获得永久幸福居住证。
  I am a "naked" tribal rulers, single people who receive this message, can be in free singles day day I race in scenes and twined ye shall enter into a double knot brigade squad, residence permit and get a permanent happiness.
  16、光棍好,光棍是一生活态度!光棍好,光棍是一潮流时尚!光棍好!光棍好!光棍是一健康生活!祝大家光棍节继续发扬光棍的高尚精神!
  Bachelor, bachelor is an attitude to life! Bachelor, bachelor is the fashion trend! Being single is good! Being single is good! Single is a healthy life! I wish you all a singles day continue to carry forward bachelor"s noble spirit!
  17、光是有祝福不行,就得有礼物来搭配;光是有牛运不行,就得有牛气来打底;光是有筷子不行,就得有碗来相配!今天是光棍节,祝你早日脱光光!
  The light, that it was a blessing not need gift to match; Not have cattle shipped, alone have a bull to render; Just have chopsticks can"t, have to have the bowl to match! Singles day is today, I wish you a speedy undressed!
  18、光棍好,光棍妙,比你逍遥比你乐;无负担,无烦忧,胜君千倍不多言;偷着笑,偷着乐,今日还是光棍节;来庆祝,来祝贺,祝愿光棍乐呵呵!
  Bachelor, bachelor, than you free and unfettered joy than you; No burden, no worry, wins jun one thousand times is not much, Steal to smile, steal to smile, or singles day today; To celebrate, to congratulate and wish bachelor happily!
  19、问世间情为何物,不得抢有夫之妇,做得过火得打住,否则将走投无路,但是光棍节特殊,乱来只能够吃醋,编条短信送祝福,愿你节日美满幸福!
  Appeared between feeling for what, not married, do too far to stop, otherwise it would be desperate, but singles day special, behave in such a way can only be jealous, text messages to send blessings, I wish you a happy holiday
  20、网友无事生非:在光棍节,变回光棍!在光棍节分手了,心里还是默默祈祷他要好好对待自己,千万不要意气做事,他的平安,是我最大的心愿。
  The net friend much ado about nothing: in the singles day, back to bachelor! In singles day broke up, the in the mind still silent prayer he to treat yourself, don"t feel to do things, his peace, is my biggest wish.
  21、光棍好光棍强,孤身奋斗努力进取一肩挑;光棍乐,光棍笑,开心快活不用哄人没烦恼;光棍喜,光棍美,量身定制专属节日乐逍遥。光棍节快乐!
  Bachelor good bachelor is strong, alone struggle diligently enterprising a burden; Bachelor, bachelor laugh, happy happy without spun no worries; Bachelor, bachelor, tailored exclusive holiday joy. Happy singles day!
  22、光棍好,自己清静没人吵;单身好,不会失恋没烦恼;恋爱好,不会孤独没困扰;结婚好,夫妻恩爱陪到老。光棍也好,热恋也好,光棍节祝大家都好!
  Single is good, quiet no one noisy; Single is good, not brokenhearted no worries; Good love, not lonely no; Good marriage, husband and wife conjugal love accompany to the old. Single or in love, wish everyone good singles day!
  23、过几日就是光棍节了,提前祝已婚的万事如意,恋爱的爱情甜蜜,未成年的读书顺利!重点祝女光棍一直青春美丽,男光棍永远充满活力,早日找到真爱!
  Days is singles day, hope everything goes well with the married ahead of time, love love is sweet, juvenile reading smoothly! Focus on single wish women young and beautiful, men"s singles always full of vitality, find a true love at an early date!
  24、嘿,哥们!有时候我还是挺佩服你的耐力的,为今天这个节坚持那么多年光棍!可是你怎么不知道有两个情人节呢?为了能多过一个节,摆脱单身吧!
  Hey, buddy! Sometimes I am very admire your endurance and insist on being single so many years for this section! But why don"t you know that there are two valentine"s day? In order to be more than a quarter, get rid of single!
  25、红色是爱情的玫瑰,黄色是初绽的秋菊,紫色是梦幻的罗兰,金色是成熟的金银花,光棍节到了,我要一束斑斓的光棍节之花,愿你光棍节拥有如花般的笑靥!
  Red is the rose of love, yellow is appear a qiu ju, purple is a dreamy Roland, gold is a mature honeysuckle, singles day arrived, I want a bouquet of flowers of multicolored singles day, singles day with floral smile to you.
  26、光棍好,光棍妙,光棍事事少烦恼;光棍喜,光棍乐,光棍自在没人扰;光棍忧,光棍愁,光棍伴侣没找着;光棍盼,光棍等,光棍节后找月老!光棍节快乐!
  Bachelor, bachelor, bachelor every little trouble; Bachelor, bachelor, bachelor at home no one interference; Bachelor, bachelor, bachelor partner didn"t find it; Single hope, bachelor, bachelor post-holiday joking! Happy singles day!
  27、很想对你表白,我的心情是多么无奈;总想对你倾诉,我对生活是多么渴望。光棍节就要到了,在这个令人心碎的节日里,我多想告诉自己:做光棍,不可耻。
  Really want to vindicate to you, my mood is how helpless; Always want to talk to you, I desire for life is so. Singles day is coming, in this season of heartbreak, how I want to tell yourself: being single, is not a disgrace.
  28、我们的光棍节宣言是:一人消费,没有拖累,独立自主,拍板干脆,不扫房屋,不叠床被,不听罗嗦,不会下跪,不看脸色,不用惧内,没有吵闹,没有眼泪!
  Our declaration of singles day is: one person"s consumption, not drag on, independent, flat clappers, don"t sweep the house, not fold bed is, don"t listen to your bothersome, not kneel down, don"t look at his face, no wife, no noise, no tears!
  29、含笑半步颠:久坐伤肉、久站伤骨、久跑伤筋、久光伤身,要想脱光、不必心慌、问我咋办、衣裤飞扬,明早起床、果真脱光。光棍节致力于大龄孤军奋战的你。
  With a smile and a half step: sedentary wounded flesh, long standing bone, long run wounded, long light, want to strip, needn"t palpitate, asked me to do, kid, get up tomorrow morning, if naked. Singles day is devoted to the older you alone.
  30、光棍好,潇洒开心过;光棍笑,自由很重要;光棍美,街上美女、帅哥随便看;光棍乐,生活乐呵呵;又到光棍节,祝福送给你,愿你明年不再一个人过!
  Single good, natural and unrestrained happy; Single smile, freedom is very important; Bachelor"s beauty, the beauty, the handsome boy see it; Single, live happily; Again to singles day, blessing you, wish you are no longer a person lead next year!
  31、光棍光棍别害怕,总有美女把你嫁。光棍光棍别叫苦,天下红花不胜数。光棍光棍莫畏难,来年保准有侣伴。今日恰逢光棍节,别不开心要喜悦。
  Single bachelor don"t be afraid, there is always the beauty you marry. Single bachelor, don"t complain, the world numerous red flowers. You have mates single bachelor"s dodging and the coming year. Coincides with singles day today, don"t unhappy to joy.
  32、逛街消费,没有拖累,独立自主,拍板干脆。不扫房屋,不叠床被,不听??拢?换嵯鹿颉2豢戳成??挥镁迥冢?ㄇ?烊鳎?奔揖?浴9夤鹘谕蛩辏
  Shopping consumption, there is no drag on, independent, flat clappers. Don"t sweep the house, don"t fold bed is, don"t listen to repetitive, not kneel. Don"t look at his face, no wife, natural and unrestrained spending money, take charge of the absolute. Singles day, live forever!
  33、呼吸一个人的自由空气,过一个人的快乐生活,享受一个人的美好刻;等待另一半的到来,期待两个人的幸福爱情,祝小光棍节快乐,早日脱光,奔向幸福
  Breath of a person"s free air, and live a life of a person"s happiness, enjoy a good time; Waiting for the arrival of the other half, looking forward to the happiness of two people love, happy little singles day, naked as soon as possible, toward happiness!
  34、光棍复光棍,光棍当户织。问你何所思,问你何所忆,你也无所思,你也无所忆,今日光棍节,光棍大点兵,婚书十二卷,卷卷无你名。光棍节,祝好心情。
  Bachelor double bachelor, bachelor when weaving. Ask what you think, ask what you can remember, you also without thinking, you also have nothing, today"s singles day, singles big point soldier, papers had twelve volumes, rolls without you. Singles day, have a good mood.
  35、寒冷天气已来到,光棍生活常乱套。愁啊愁,愁我今冬怎么过,光棍日子最难受;愁我今冬没人爱,光棍处境不奇怪。其实光棍我也不坏,值得大家多多爱。
  The cold weather has come, and bachelor"s life is often broken. Sorrow, sorrow, sorrow I how this winter, bachelor"s day is the most uncomfortable; Sorrow I no one to love this winter, bachelor in a strange situation. Actually bachelor I also not bad, worth a lot of love.
  36、光棍复光棍,光棍当户织。今日光棍节,光棍大点兵,婚书十二卷,卷卷无你名。情侣乱扑朔,光棍眼迷离,挤在人流里,安辨孰单身?小光棍节,祝好心情。
  Bachelor double bachelor, bachelor when weaving. Today"s singles day, singles point soldier, papers had twelve volumes, rolls without you. Couples who beat the new moons, single eye is blurred, crowded in the stream of people, Ann bian is single? The small singles day, wish a good mood.
  37、国家气象局警告:近期将有一股强冷空气来袭,希望大家做好防寒准备,有老婆的抱老婆,有女友的抱女友,像你这样的最让我担心,你回家抱暖气去吧,别伤心,我祝你小光棍节快乐。
  National meteorological office warned: in the near future there will be a strong cold air strikes, hoped everybody prepared to warm, with a wife"s wife, with his girlfriend, the most let me worry about, like you go you home have central heating, don"t be sad, I wish you a happy little singles day.
  光棍节的英文祝福语2
  1. I"m totally into you.
  我完全被你迷住了。
  2. You mean so much to me.
  在我心中,你太重要了。
  3. You complete me.
  感谢有你,让我完整。
  4. I"m in love with you.
  我爱上你了。
  5. You"re my ideal woman/man.
  你就是我梦中的那个人。
  6. You"re my angel.
  你就是我的天使。
  7. I"m addicted to you.
  我被你迷住了。
  8. You"re captivating.
  你太迷人了。
  9. I"ve totally fallen for you.
  我彻底为你倾倒。
  10. I"ve got a crush on you.
  我已经喜欢上你了。
  11. I"m drawn to you.
  我被你迷住了。
  12. I think you"re the one.
  我觉得你就是我要找的那个人。
  13. I"m burning for you.
  我的爱在为你燃烧。
  14. I"m crazy about you.
  我为你而疯狂。
  15. You"re my everything.
  你就是我的一切。
  16. I can"t live without you.
  我不能没有你。
  17. You"re my goddess.
  你就是我的女神。
  18. I can"t bear to be apart from you.
  离开你让我无法喘息。
  19. I"m under your spell.
  我中了你的爱情魔咒。
  20. I can"t get over you.
  我无法忘记你。
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  光棍节是每一年的十一月十一号,是一个电商的节日。本篇是小编整理的光棍节红包简短祝福语大全,希望大家能够喜欢。
  一、单身怪我咯?还不是月老把我的红线拿去打秋裤。
  二、光棍苦,光棍累,半夜还要洗衣服;光棍怜,光棍悲,喝酒喝醉没人陪;光棍凄,光棍惨,至今孤单过年年;光棍期,光棍盼,未来不再过此节。祝你光棍节快乐!
  三、“呦,光棍节怎么又是一个人?”“半个人出来我怕吓到你。”
  四、我本人不吸烟,但是特别喜欢ZIPPO,不是因为别的,单身男人都应该有个这样的火机放在周围,搞笑说说这样寂寞的时候才会听到清脆的声音,有时候闻下烧过的汽油味儿,似乎在告诉你——单身汉,买了我就像娶了老婆,花钱不多,图个快乐!
  五、脱光的给没脱光的讲咋脱光,没脱光的给脱光的说想脱光。脱光的给没脱光的说不脱光的好,没脱的给脱光的讲还是脱光好。光棍节,不信绕不晕你,开心哦。
  六、咱光棍多快乐,万花丛中飘身过,哪会象家居好先生,整个就在一棵树上吊死,空悲切呀!
  七、光棍,学名单身贵族,别名单身汉,曾用名大龄青年。男光棍叫“光光”,女光棍叫“明明”,成了对的就叫“双双”。
  八、众里寻她千百度,踏平脚下路。蓦然回首细环顾,大婶大娘无数。偶有美女光顾,还是有夫之妇,余下大多数,基本不堪入目。
  九、光棍是种境界,不个人过怎能对得起这个日子!
  十、孤独的眼神,我们不是被生活折服,而是被时间驯服!寂寞的背影,我们不是被疲惫征服,而是被感觉说服!光棍节,愿你不再单身,找到幸福!
  十一、本人是卖早点的,今天早起特意推出根油条加个鸡蛋的“光棍节套餐”,结果在这条街引起惊动,直卖到现在还有人来光顾。
  十二、不想再过光棍节了,只想与你共牵手,漫步人生乐悠悠,让岁月的风景装满眼眸,让幸福的感觉永不溜走,直到天长地久。亲爱的,让我们一起脱“光”吧。
  十三、男人节是·,妇女节是·,他们相加就是·,光棍节就这样诞生了!
  十四、光棍苦,光棍苦,已是二十五,衣服破了没人补;光棍乐,光棍乐,一个人吃饱,全家不饿。
  十五、老牛吃嫩草。呵呵,岁想找个岁?晚婚也有一半不晚哦!
  十六、活了这么多年,情人节从没过过,光棍节倒是一个不少的过了!
  十七、光棍好,光棍强,孤身奋斗努力进取一肩挑;光棍乐,光棍笑,开心快活不用哄人没烦恼;光棍喜,光棍美,量身定制专属节日乐逍遥。
  十八、池塘的鱼儿总是在冒泡,树上的鸟儿老是在乱叫,路上的人儿总是朝我怪笑,啊!原来有件大事差点漏掉:兄弟,祝你光棍节快乐!
  十九、光棍节将到,祝已成婚的“双截棍”们万事如意,恋爱中的“相思棍”们幸福甜蜜,还单身的“独竿棍”们前程似锦,无论大棍小棍男棍女棍,棍棍快乐!
  二十、光棍节到了,大小光棍要奉行“光光”政策,让烦恼跑光忧愁遛光幸运赏光开心借光快乐偷光幸福沾光形象闪光心情阳光,尽享人生好风光!
  二十一、光棍节快到了,丑的人已经迫不及待地找人将就了,帅的人仍然坚持原则继续单身。
  二十二、你有什么优秀的光棍节短信?发出来一起光棍一下吧!
  二十三、你一个人的寂寞,我来帮你分,你一个人的烦恼,我来帮你担,你一个人的快乐,我来为你送,你一个人的情感,要靠你自己找,光棍节到了,愿你早日找到真爱,幸福永久。
  二十四、今天晚上Night,我要找到个漂亮美女,对她说“不”!
  二十五、网络上的朋友都是光棍,天下的美女就没人要了!持续住!
  二十六、光棍最需的是平常心,女朋友无不能忧,要内心宁静,则幸福常在;表白失败要不馁,锲而不舍,则快乐常存。祝天下所有光棍们都有一颗平常心,直到告别单身!
  二十七、阳光灿烂你的脸,星光迷恋你的眼,月光照亮你的梦,珠光保护你平安,光棍节,祝福你容光焕发光彩照人佛光护体前途光明!
  二十八、马上又到一年的我光棍节,我实在是不想再当光棍了!嫁给我吧!如果你不嫁给我的话,我就……嫁给你!
  二十九、光棍节不送礼,要送送你一美女,主治:孤单寂寞,感情匮乏,形单影只;副作用:你会成为当饭卡,钱包,搬运工;疗效:光棍节快乐!
  三十、吾以为月日两边各成一对,不符合光棍节萧瑟的气氛,而月日,斜眼看着那边另一对,陡然增加了一股冷艳牛逼的气质,天灵盖一道金光,一种杯具之器从天而降!!
  三十一、月日光棍节日程:早上吃根油条,撇开吃;坐两趟路车,上班一趟,下班一趟;中午点分准时吃饭;吃饭用双筷子,左手一双,右手一双;逛街带拐杖一付,一个肩膀顶一个。
  三十二、光棍节口号:以幸福为目标,以对象为方向,见漂亮的就上,见好看的就闯,不好看的也试试,看不下去的也忍忍,摆脱单身那才是有未来的,不再过光棍节那才是真光明的。
  三十三、还有没有英雄的累,在呼吸里疲倦!还有没有英雄的泪,在寂寞里哭泣!还有没有英雄的雷,在光棍节爆炸!单身重地,严禁伤感!光棍英雄,节日快乐!
  三十四、问世间情为何物,我算是大彻大悟。感情上的事儿看来还真不能过于盲目。是你的挡不住,不是你的留也留不住,别人的老婆就是再好也不能轻易接触。有道是皮之不存毛将焉附,我要是OVER了还上哪儿去找我的贤内助?更何况人生短促,还有很多东西值得我们珍惜和呵护。爱情的光环固然眩目,也毕竟不是生命的全部。
  三十五、我是一个四处漂泊的光棍,每到一落脚处,就以租房为生,居无定所,自从遇见你,我好想有个家,一个有你的家。光棍节,你若愿意,请带我回家吧!
  三十六、光棍节不给大家发糖的班长要跟数学课代表接吻!!!
  三十七、有时想想也他妈愤怒,你说凭啥大款就可以了N个情妇?难道只为著权利和财富,就可以不受道德的约束,并置我们光棍于不顾,抢占著资源无数?怪也怪女人们过于世故,对金钱和地位的趋之若鹜。只知道花园洋房和别墅,早把真情的概念颠覆。
  三十八、我是光棍没关系,过去生活不回忆,光棍节日不送礼,只托手机传信息,彼此祝福不忘记,我的祝福陪着你,你的祝福伴着我,愿咱们光棍节开心又甜蜜!
  三十九、光棍好,自己清;单身好,不会失恋没烦恼,祝大家光棍节快乐!
  四十、今天是光棍节,我实在是不想再当光棍了,嫁给我吧,如果你不嫁给我的话,我就……我就……我就嫁给你。
  四十一、光棍节到了,小鸟恋爱了,蚂蚁同居了,苍蝇怀孕了,蚊子流产了,蝴蝶离婚了,毛毛虫改嫁了,青蛙也生孩子了,你还在等什么呢?
  四十二、光棍节到,好姐妹提好建议,看透男人有秘籍,有文化的用钢笔,很时尚的会穿衣,戴名表的钱富裕,喝鲜奶的有体力,玩浪漫的不实际,没有房的准专一。
  四十三、光棍不用愁啊,天下的美女参北斗啊,先想自由,努力奋斗,再把钱赚够啊,愿你早日甜蜜爱情守啊,朋友,光棍节快乐!
  四十四、祝福短信我来发,光棍开怀笑哈哈。节日不分大和小,快乐潇洒真热闹。万事都随风刮掉,如意才会无烦恼!
  四十五、大葱说:我是清白的光棍。竹签说:我是宁折不弯的光棍。面条说:我是遇水就软的光棍。筷子说:我是见多识广的光棍。胡萝卜说:我是红得发紫的光棍。油条说:我是心太软而备受煎熬的光棍。路车说:无论手动自动,我都是最受欢迎的光棍。

篇三:[光棍节英文]英语阅读素材

  英语阅读:ThreePeachStones
  Observe a child; any one will do. You will see that not a day passes in which he does not find something or other to make him happy, though he may be in tears the next moment. Then look at a man; any one of us will do. You will notice that weeks and months can pass in which day is greeted with nothing more than resignation1, and endure with every polite indifference. Indeed, most men are as miserable as sinners, though they are too bored to sin-perhaps their sin is their indifference2. But it is true that they so seldom smile that when they do we do not recognize their face, so distorted is it from the fixed mask we take for granted3. And even then a man can not smile like a child, for a child smiles with his eyes, whereas a man smiles with his lips alone. It is not a smile; but a grin; something to do with humor4, but little to do with happiness. And then, as anyone can see, there is a point (but who can define that point?) when a man becomes an old man, and then he will smile again.
  It would seem that happiness is something to do with simplicity, and that it is the ability to extract pleasure form the simplest things-such as a peach stone, for instance.
  It is obvious that it is nothing to do with success. For Sir Henry Stewart was certainly successful. It is twenty years ago since he came down to our village from London, and bought a couple of old cottages, which he had knocked into one. He used his house a s weekend refuge5. He was a barrister. And the village followed his brilliant career with something almost amounting to paternal pride.
  I remember some ten years ago when he was made a King"s Counsel6, Amos and I, seeing him get off the London train, went to congratulate him. We grinned with pleasure; he merely looked as miserable as though he"d received a penal sentence. It was the same when he was knighted; he never smiled a bit, he didn"t even bother to celebrate with a round of drinks at the "Blue Fox"7. He took his success as a child does his medicine. And not one of his achievements brought even a ghost of a smile to his tired eyes.
  I asked him one day, soon after he"d retired to potter about his garden,8 what is was like to achieve all one"s ambitions. He looked down at his roses and went on watering them. Then he said "The only value in achieving one"s ambition is that you then realize that they are not worth achieving." Quickly he moved the conversation on to a more practical level, and within a moment we were back to a safe discussion on the weather. That was two years ago.
  I recall this incident, for yesterday, I was passing his house, and had drawn up my cart just outside his garden wall. I had pulled in from the road for no other reason than to let a bus pass me. As I set there filling my pipe, I suddenly heard a shout of sheer joy come from the other side of the wall.
  I peered over. There stood Sir Henry doing nothing less than a tribal war dance9 of sheer unashamed ecstasy. Even when he observed my bewildered face staring over the wall he did not seem put out10 or embarrassed, but shouted for me to climb over.
  英语阅读:FiveBallsOfLife
  This was written by the CEO of Coca-Cola Brian G. Dyson.It was used as Georgia Tech"s Commencement Address:
  Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them work, family, health, friends and spirit and you’re keeping all of these in the air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back.But the other four balls family, health, friends and spirit are made of glass. If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for balance in your life. How?
  Don’t undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.
  Don’t set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you.
  Don’t take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as they would be your life, for without them, life is meaningless.
  Don’t let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live ALL the days of your life.
  Don’t give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.
  Don’t be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us to each together.
  Don’t be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.
  Don’t shut love out of your life by saying it’s impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give it; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.
  Don’t run through life so fast that you forget not only where you’ve been, but also where you are going.
  Don’t forget, a person’s greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated.
  Don’t be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
  Don’t use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.
  Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way.
  Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery and Today is a gift: that’s why we call it ‘The Present’.
  英语阅读:ALetterintheWallet
  It was a freezing day, a few years ago, when I stumbled upon a wallet in the street. There was no identification inside. Just three dollars, and a crumpled letter that looked as if it had been carried around for years.
  The only thing legible on the torn envelope was the return address. I opened the letter and saw that it had been written in 1944 — almost 60 years ago. I read it carefully, hoping to find some clue to the identity of the wallet"s owner.
  It was a "Dear John" letter. The writer, in a delicate script, told the recipient, whose name was Michael, that her mother forbade her to see him again. Nevertheless, she would always love him. It was signed Hannah.
  It was a beautiful letter. But there was no way, beyond the name Michael, to identify the owner. Perhaps if I called information the operator could find the phone number for the address shown on the envelope.
  "Operator, this is an unusual request. I"m trying to find the owner of a wallet I found. Is there any way you could tell me the phone number for an address that was on a letter in the wallet?"
  The operator gave me her supervisor, who said there was a phone listed at the address, but that she could not give me the number. However, she would call and explain the situation. Then, if the party wanted to talk, she would connect me. I waited a minute and she came back on the line. "I have a woman who will speak with you."
  I asked the woman if she knew a Hannah.
  "Oh, of course! We bought this house from Hannah"s family thirty years ago."
  "Would you know where they could be located now?" I asked.
  "Hannah had to place her mother in a nursing home years ago. Maybe the home could help you track down the daughter."
  The woman gave me the name of the nursing home. I called and found out that Hannah"s mother had died. The woman I spoke with gave me an address where she thought Hannah could be reached.
  I phoned. The woman who answered explained that Hannah herself was now living in a nursing home. She gave me the number. I called and was told, "Yes, Hannah is with us."
  I asked if I could stop by to see her. It was almost 10 p.m. The director said Hannah might be asleep. "But if you want to take a chance, maybe she"s in the day room watching television."
  The director and a guard greeted me at the door of the nursing home. We went up to the third floor and saw the nurse, who told us that Hannah was indeed watching TV.
  We entered the day room. Hannah was a sweet, silver-haired old-timer with a warm smile and friendly eyes. I told her about finding the wallet and showed her the letter. The second she saw it, she took a deep breath. "Young man," she said, "this letter was the last contact I had with Michael." She looked away for a moment, then said pensively, "I loved him very much. But I was only sixteen and my mother felt I was too young. He was so handsome. You know, like Sean Connery, the actor."
  英语阅读:INeverWriteRight
  When I was fifteen, I announced to my English class that I was going to write and illustrate my own books. Half the students sneered, the rest nearly fell out of their chairs laughing. “Don’t be silly, only geniuses can become writers,” the English teacher said smugly, “And you are getting a D this semester.” I was so humiliated I burst into tears.
  That night I wrote a short sad poem about broken dreams and mailed it to the Capri’s Weekly newspaper. To my astonishment, they published it and sent me two dollars. I was a published and paid writer. I showed my teacher and fellow students. They laughed. “Just plain dumb luck,” the teacher said. I tasted success. I’d sold the first thing I’d ever written. That was more than any of them had done and if it was just dumb luck, that was fine with me.
  During the next two years I sold dozens of poems, letters, jokes and recipes. By the time I graduated from high school, with a C minus average, I had scrapbooks filled with my published work. I never mentioned my writing to my teachers, friends or my family again. They were dream killers and if people must choose between their friends and their dreams, they must always choose their dreams.
  I had four children at the time, and the oldest was only four. While the children napped, I typed on my ancient typewriter. I wrote what I felt. It took nine months, just like a baby. I chose a publisher at random and put the manuscript in an empty Pampers diapers package, the only box I could find. I’d never heard of manuscript boxes. The letter I enclosed read, “I wrote this book myself, I hope you like it. I also do the illustrations. Chapter six and twelve are my favourites. Thank you.” I tied a string around the diaper box and mailed it without a self addressed stamped envelope and without making a copy of the manuscript.
  A month later I received a contract, an advance on royalties, and a request to start working on another book. Crying Wind, the title of my book, became a best seller, was translated into fifteen languages and Braille and sold worldwide. I appeared on TV talk shows during the day and changed diapers at night. I traveled from New York to California and Canada on promotional tours. My first book also became required reading in native American schools in Canada.
  The worst year I ever had as a writer I earned two dollars. I was fifteen, remember? In my best year I earned 36,000 dollars. Most years I earned between five thousand and ten thousand. No, it isn’t enough to live on, but it’s still more than I’d make working part time and it’s five thousand to ten thousand more than I’d make if I didn’t write at all. People ask what college I attended, what degrees I had and what qualifications I have to be a writer. The answer is: “None.” I just write. I’m not a genius. I’m not gifted and I don’t write right. I’m lazy, undisciplined, and spend more time with my children and friends than I do writing. I didn’t own a thesaurus until four years ago and I use a small Webster’s dictionary that I’d bought at K-Mart for 89 cents. I use an electric typewriter that I paid a hundred and twenty nine dollars for six years ago. I’ve never used a word processor. I do all the cooking, cleaning and laundry for a family of six and fit my writing in a few minutes here and there. I write everything in longhand on yellow tablets while sitting on the sofa with my four kids eating pizza and watching TV. When the book is finished, I type it and mail it to the publisher. I’ve written eight books. Four have been published and three are still out with the publishers. One stinks. To all those who dream of writing, I’m shouting at you: “Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Don’t listen to them.” I don’t write right but I’ve beaten the odds. Writing is easy, it’s fun and anyone can do it. Of course, a little dumb luck doesn’t hurt。
  英语阅读:ThePowerfulGiftofLove
  The passengers on the bus watched sympathetically as the attractive young woman with the white cane made her way carefully up the steps. She paid the driver and, using her hands to feel the location of the seats, walked down the aisle and found the seat he"d told her was empty. Then she settled in, placed her briefcase on her lap and rested her cane against her leg.
  It had been a year since Susan, 34, became blind. Due to a medical misdiagnosis she had been rendered sightless, and she was suddenly thrown into a world of darkness, anger, frustration and self pity. And all she had to cling to was her husband, Mark.
  Mark was an Air Force officer and he loved Susan with all his heart. When she first lost her sight, he watched her sink into despair and was determined to help his wife gain the strength and confidence she needed to become independent again.
  Finally, Susan felt ready to return to her job, but how would she get there? She used to take the bus, but was now too frightened to get around the city by herself. Mark volunteered to drive her to work each day, even though they worked at opposite ends of the city.
  At first, this comforted Susan, and fulfilled Mark"s need to protect his sightless wife who was so insecure about performing the slightest task. Soon, however, Mark realized the arrangement wasn"t working. Susan is going to have to start taking the bus again, he admitted to himself. But she was still so fragile, so angry - how would she react?
  Just as he predicted, Susan was horrified at the idea of taking the bus again. "I"m blind!", she responded bitterly. "How am I supposed to know where I am going? I feel like you"re abandoning me."
  Mark"s heart broke to hear these words, but he knew what had to be done. He
  promised Susan that each morning and evening he would ride the bus with her, for as long as it took, until she got the hang of it.
  And that is exactly what happened. For two solid weeks, Mark, military uniform and all, accompanied Susan to and from work each day. He taught her how to rely on her other senses, specifically her hearing, to determine where she was and how to adapt her new environment. He helped her befriend the bus drivers who could watch out for her, and save her a seat.
  Finally, Susan decided that she was ready to try the trip on her own. Monday morning arrived, and before she left, she threw her arms around Mark, her temporary bus riding companion, her husband, and her best friend. Her eyes filled with tears of gratitude for his loyalty, his patience, and his love. She said good-bye, and for the first time, they went their separate ways.
  Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... Each day on her own went perfectly, and Susan had never felt better. She was doing it! She was going to work all by herself.
  On Friday morning, Susan took the bus to work as usual. As she was paying the fare to exit the bus, the driver said, "Boy, I sure do envy you."
  英语阅读:TheFishermanandHisWife
  There was once on a time a Fisherman who lived with his wife in a miserable hovel close by the sea, and every day he went out fishing. And once as he was sitting with his rod, looking at the clear water, his line suddenly went down, far down below, and when he drew it up again he brought out a large Flounder. Then the Flounder said to him, "Hark, you Fisherman, I pray you, let me live, I am no Flounder really, but an enchanted prince. What good will it do you to kill me? I should not be good to eat, put me in the water again, and let me go." "Come," said the Fisherman, "there is no need for so many words about it -- a fish that can talk I should certainly let go, anyhow," with that he put him back again into the clear water, and the Flounder went to the bottom, leaving a long streak of blood behind him. Then the Fisherman got up and went home to his wife in the hovel.
  "Husband," said the woman, "have you caught nothing to-day?" "No," said the man, "I did catch a Flounder, who said he was an enchanted prince, so I let him go again." "Did you not wish for anything first?" said the woman. "No," said the man; "what should I wish for?" "Ah," said the woman, "it is surely hard to have to live always in this dirty hovel; you might have wished for a small cottage for us. Go back and call him. Tell him we want to have a small cottage, he will certainly give us that." "Ah," said the man, "why should I go there again?" "Why," said the woman, "you did catch him, and you let him go again; he is sure to do it. Go at once." The man still did not quite like to go, but did not like to oppose his wife, and went to the sea.
  When he got there the sea was all green and yellow, and no longer so smooth; so he stood still and said,
  "Flounder, flounder in the sea,
  Come, I pray thee, here to me;
  For my wife, good Ilsabil,
  Wills not as I"d have her will."
  Then the Flounder came swimming to him and said, "Well what does she want, then?" "Ah," said the man, "I did catch you, and my wife says I really ought to have wished for something. She does not like to live in a wretched hovel any longer. She would like to have a cottage." "Go, then," said the Flounder, "she has it already."
  When the man went home, his wife was no longer in the hovel, but instead of it there stood a small cottage, and she was sitting on a bench before the door. Then she took him by the hand and said to him, "Just come inside, look, now isn"t this a great deal better?" So they went in, and there was a small porch, and a pretty little parlor and bedroom, and a kitchen and pantry, with the best of furniture, and fitted up with the most beautiful things made of tin and brass, whatsoever was wanted. And behind the cottage there was a small yard, with hens and ducks, and a little garden with flowers and fruit. "Look," said the wife, "is not that nice!" "Yes," said the husband, "and so we must always think it, -- now we will live quite contented." "We will think about that," said the wife. With that they ate something and went to bed.

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